This is a list of quotes from Slap Shot.

  • Denis Lemieux: "Icing happen when the puck come down, bang, you know, before the other guys. Nobody there, you know. My arm go comes up then the game stop then start up."

  • Denis Lemieux: "You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes by yourself feel shame, you know. And then you get free."

  • Jack Hanson: "Get me a grape and an orange. And none of that stinkin' root beer!"

  • Ned Braden: "They teach you how to underline in college."

  • Joe McGrath: "This is the last season. It'll be announced tomorrow."

  • Jack Hanson: "I don't wanna play no more. You broke the darn car."

  • Reggie Dunlop: "At the end of the day, I think about women. You know, I think about women's bodies. Now maybe all that'll change. Maybe I'll wind up sleeping with old goalies."

  • Reggie Dunlop: "Get that lumber in his teeth! Let 'em know you're there!"
  • Ned Braden: "Bleed all over 'em. Let 'em know you're there."

  • Hyannisport Announcer: "The fans are standing up to them. The security guards are standing up to them. The peanut vendors are standing up to them! And by God if I could get down there, I'd be standing up to them!"

  • Reggie Dunlop: "They're gonna put you in the same jail with Ogilthorpe."

  • Ned Braden: "See they book ya, then they give you a dime. And they let you make one phone call."
  • Jack Hanson: "Call the pizza man!"
  • Morris Wanchuk: "Why don't ya call a massage parlor."

  • Dickie Dunn: "I tried to capture the spirit of the thing."

  • Reggie Dunlop: "They don't want you to score goals! They want blood!"

  • Reggie Dunlop: "We were never anything but a rich broad's tax write-off."

  • Jim Carr: "Everybody is just on their feet screaming 'Kill Kill Kill'! This is hockey!"