This is a list of quotes from Ned Braden.

  • Ned Braden: "They teach you how to underline in college."

  • Reggie Dunlop: "Get that lumber in his teeth! Let 'em know you're there!"
  • Ned Braden: "Bleed all over 'em. Let 'em know you're there."

  • Ned Braden: "See they book ya, then they give you a dime. And they let you make one phone call."
  • Jack Hanson: "Call the pizza man!"
  • Morris Wanchuk: "Why don't ya call a massage parlor."